Libyan funny story

As most of u, I think have not any ideas about Libyan military system, for that I hope to share with u some funny stories about Libyan military and some of my experience with the military, in Libya after u finish ur graduation u must serve in the military for certain period in order to get job with any sector or company after that, if u don’t serve the military u wont get job it’s easy like that, after u finishing the military period which now just 3 month, u must serve each year one month in ur original camp, actually this month is some times be good because u can find wasta and just go in the last day and collect ur paper shows that u serve this month and u can join ur job, and most of us do that in other word it’s holyday month, or some times ur luck is very bad and they will take u to serve in Libyan border with Chad or Sudan or Niger.

Now come to funny story that pushes me to write the post, last month my friend sent to me an email asking me to contact our camp manger to let my friend go and come at the end of the month to collect his document shows that he serves the military during this month. Actually this camp is my camp as well and I know the guy who manages the camp, he is a General in the military, I told my friend just go to him and tell him B.H ask u to let me go and come back at the end of the month, keep in ur mind my friend is an engineer and has a master degree in the engineering and a supervisor in one of the important companies in Libya

my friend went to this guy and told him B.h eyslm alik and blab la bla , the guy ask my friend how he contact me, my friend told him we always chatting by the messenger, which the guy ask him what is the messenger, my friend explain to him every thing about messenger, which the guy found it amazing and told my friend it’s good invention and ask him to explain to him more and more, the surprise is this guy is managing the most important commutation camp in the military and he doesn’t know any thing about email or messenger or any thing relating to the internet, I wonder if Ameica wants to invade Iibya as it did with Iraq , how Libyan military can face them or how it can mange the communication, I think they will use pigeons is more faster than emails. This is the situation of our military and its leaders they don’t know about any thing in technology even the easy thing messengers or email, the other funny thing is that the guy told my friend he can’t let him go for the whole month but he will ask him to come and serve one day in every week this mean 4 month, now I need from u imagine what kind of service can an engineer do it in the military camp, I’ll give 2 sec to don’t go away, my friend duty was preparing tea for the soldiers, or work as security in the main door to check every one entry the camp and register his name in a paper, remember again my friend is engineer with 7 years experience, supervisor in important company.

This is a funny Libya and how the military function, I have many funny stories with Libyan military and police I think I’ll post about them another time

Brave Heart's life style

1-First of all if you have advice to me about how I can blog a youtube clip tell me please, cos since I transfer to new blog by using my email as username I can’t blog any thing from youtube.

2- Eating habit, I told white African in her blog that I never cock before, and she can not believe that. I swear I don’t know how to cock, in Libya I was frying egg every day 2 some times 3 times a day but here I can say in nearly 3 years I fried egg 3 or 4 times only, my daily food is constant I think since I start study since last October

2 tuna +cheese + hareesa toasts, and one fruit cocktail, I never use the gas, I never use the microwave, I never buy rice or meat, one time when my friend Hamza was here we bought chicken and we didn’t know how to cock it, I think it remained one month in the refergrater, till it called the police and ask him to let us cock it.

My shopping is the same does not change since I came from Libya, always the same stuff, I’m shopping now from tesco and I believe I’m the fastest person in Uk do shopping because I know the places and straight away take the stuff and go to the till, I think it will not take 3 or 4 minutes to finish shopping. My shopping is 5 skimmed milk, 6 fruit cocktail, 6 tuna in brain, one bag of toast, 2 sweet corn, this my shopping since I came from Libya some times there are more stuff but not always.





3-these some pictures show that how I’m messy person and how my room is. i’m that kind of person who loves living inفووووووووووووووووووووووووووضى



some times i forget my clothes in the washing machine for 2 or 3 days some times a week if nobody use it.


i know u will be shocked from these pictures but it's the reality. and i believe 100% if my mum see these picture her pressure will increase and probably it might take a plane to here to sort every thing, she always telling me that i must live in the jungal not in the city.

Are Libyans mature enough?

Since I came to England I met many Libyans from every kind of people, from Tripoli, Benghazi, Misrata even from Kufra, the funny guys were from Ghrian, I met those who consider them selves as politics, business guys, student , even I met Libyans who don’t know why they are here.

Before I came here I have a picture about Libyan abroad, they are intelligent, smart, hard worker and the most important thing I thought they are civilized people, to be honest I was chocked, the first thing the Libyan mind doesn’t change any more still close on itself , I’m rarely I met Libyans has friends from other nationality, they try to find their friends from the same city or even the street in Libya and that is it , no more relation no need to interact with other cultures , I think being in England is big chance to know people from every where and know how they think, eat, sing every thing about them. But we Libyan still close mind and when u ask some one why u don’t make friends from other nationalities the answer will be what I’ll benefit from them?

Other thing is that Libyans r divide to many funny group, if we take it from religion view, they divide to salfi people, akhwan muslimeen, jihadist, and all of them they believe in Islam but they hate each other and if u speak or make relationship with any one belong to one group others will see u as an odd thing and stupid person and come to u and tell u all bad thing about these people.

Qurma is the best job for us as Libyans and we can spend hours and hours in Qurma and trying to convince others by our stupid opinion or ideas and if u don’t agree u will open the hell doors in your face.

Other thing we can’t be independent any more, we must have someone who make every thing for us, one take u from the airport, rent a room for u, enrol him in school, open a bank account to him and the most difficult thing is to get good job for him all this u must do it for him when he is sleeping in his room, the reason is he can’t speak English, which is reasonable reason if I don’t see people especially girls from every where, Brazil, china, Poland, eastern Europe do these things by them selves and they don’t know any English word and they don't relay on anyone.

You can’t satisfy Libyans they always see the empty half of the cup and always have excuses about any thing .

I think we have deep social problems inside our society in Libya or here, I think we need an impact to restore our values and principles and being one respected nation.

In the same time, there must be some good people and respected, but they try to be away from this sick society and keep them selves away from this headache.

The funny thing I have strong relationship with three guys I never met, I just know them by the phone, I’m always wonder about this relation how to be strong enough just by knowing them by phone, I swear if I saw them in the street I wont know them.

Any way this our society and we must repaired by any way, I think I mixed things up.

March's issues

There are two main issue I faced this month, first one I was surprise how many of bloggers or their relative were born in March, I will start by last one lebeeya and her father, Ema’s father, a_akak (Ahmed), Damoon’s sister, Hannu and finally myself, seven person from this a small community were born in march, as I mentioned before most of great men were born in march, this mean I have chance with Ahmed to be some thing great, the definition of great mean I can be a president of Libya of the head of the Mafia I don’t care, about our other halves I read that great women were born in the month number 13, what do u think ? I need ur views.

The second issue was the marriage problem; I think I was talking about this issue nearly daily in this month, which is very strange for me, because I don’t like to discuss any subject more than one time, the start was by my younger brother who sent my family to ask his lady’s hand for marriage and he is planning to do his wedding next summer not this one, his action opened the hell’s gate in my face, all my family start shouting and asking me when u will married and how , why blh blh blh , this kind of useless conversation, I told them I actually married with an old English woman who is 80 and I’m waiting her dead to take her money and go back Libya, I think it’s reasonable reason, my mum asked me (plz BH, I need to see ur children be4 I die) I told her mum u still 50 years this mean depending on the statistics u still have another 25 years to live , which she replied by anger voice ( this kufar’s country destroy ur mind, the life in Allah’s hand not in the statistics books, complete ur study and come quickly be4 u change to Abu Jahel) she told me.

The second time I face the marriage issue when I read in bander blog about ftwaالزواج بنيه الطلاق) ,it allows man to married with نيه الطلاق for 1 or 2 or 3 years when he is outside his country especially when he is in west and there is one condition he must don’t tell his wife about that, how come I don’t know, it’s clearly HARAM, I DON’T KNOW HOW THESE sheeukh think. To be honest I heard this ftwa when I arrived to uk nearly three years now from some Libyan sheeukh in Manchester , and one of my friends told me there is one shekh married more than 12 times using this ftwa, which I replied to him that’s why Qadfi control Libya more than 40 years.

Third time one of my friend who is Algerian need to married one girl and she is Yemeni, her father ask him for £6000 as a MAHER, I told him her father need to sale her not to let her married, and 90% he will buy QAT by your money, I think high number of MAHER is not fair for the both side man or woman, in Libya I think the situation is better than here, the normal rate of Maher is 1000 LD which is good for both sides.

Actually I have many points about marriage issue, I think I’ll blog about it later with your help

New Birthday

Today is my 30^th birthday, as u see I’m getting older and older, if I consider the statistics this mean I reach the middle of the road of this live, the nice thing is that I read that Osama Ben laden 50th birthday was 4 days ago, he is older than me by 20 years, this mean we born in the same week, actually there are many famous people they have a big effect on the world were born in the same month. I wish when I’m in my fifties I’ll have the same effect of Osama on the world but in different way.

Actually I’m 31 years now by HJRI age, I was born in Rabia althani month, the same month that prophet Mohamed was born, and it was Monday as well, the same day.

All this gives an indication about how much potential I have to be one of these who change the world, but I don’t know in which way I can do that, my best friend always telling I have potential to be Almaseekh Aldjal. What u think?

The last time I celebrate my birthday happen when I was ten or nine I don’t remember, it was a traditional in the building where I was live, all the families gather together and everyone bring his gift and make a small party, my last gift was a guitar, I’m always like to have guns and swords as gifts in that days.

My problem is that, I’m looking older than my age, people give me an extra 10 years at least which I find very funny. I have a number of these funny situations which I’m find myself laughing and laughing.

These are my two younger brother and sister, every time I took them me by my car or buy some chocolate for them; people said ربى ايصون انشالله – ايتربو فى عزك , u have a cute children, which I find myself just smiling and say thanks, but inside me I wish to beat them.

In my previous job I attend a meeting with head manger of or company, and he introduce some stupid points which I explained to him it’s wrong and was me only who argue with him, during the argument he asked me, where u were working before Mr B-H, I told him I just graduate last year and this is my first job, directly he asked me what’s ur DOB, I answered, 1977, suddenly he start laughing and told me, walahi I think ur DOB is 1877 not 1977, keep that in ur mind I was in that time just 24.

Now anyone ask my about my age, I replay u can guess, any guesses I’ll agree with him because the most clever one will give an extra 5 years.

My brothers and sisters always telling me that “alhmudullih u r male, because if u r female u will never married” at least I’m lucky from this view.

Any way please, please, don’t cost urself and send any gifts by royal-mail, DHL or TNT, just visiting my page, it’s the big gift for me, but I don’t mind if u send an e-card.

Strange decision

yesterday I read news said that, Libya will not allow women less than 40 years to travelling alone, she must travel with Mohrem, it seems Libya every day going back rather going forward, the problem is the Libyan government is not religious government, that is the main reason for me to ask why why why, I cant understand the benefit of this decision, as an individual I wont affect by this decision,

But this gives a clear indication about how Libyan government think, rather they try to solve women problem like divorced problem, high unmarried percent, they try to make it more difficult, what is the different if a woman travel from Benghazi to Tripoli (1000 km) without Mohrem and woman travel from Tripoli to Tunisia (350 km) she must have a Mohrem, it’s totally not logic.

I think Libyan government try to play with religion issue to let the extremes religious groups attack each other in the country, and the victim always the people.

I know there are some groups they don’t allow a woman to go even shopping, and I think Libyan government play a danger game with the religion issues, if they need to implement Islam laws we will be very happy, they must let people go to pray Fajer without fear, prevent the interest banking for working in the country, close the hotels which dirty women work with, not just take a stupid decision has no benefit.

i hate writing

walahi guys i'm really suffer these days because of my dissertation, when i started my studies i thought i do engineering master not English Literature master,engineering masters means as i understand using equations, computer systems, numbers any thing related to logic thinking, but my master is totally different, this uni make me crazy ,their system is to write an assignment for each module u attend and each assignment u must write between 4000-5000 words ,do u believe that ,the problem is u r not allowed to write what the others write before,u must understand the subject and write by ur words.
my problem i hate writing and always i like writing every thing as short as possible, even in my language Arabic i can't write 3 sentence in any subject i remember my Arabic teacher in secondary school ask me after he saw what i write in alensha subject "يا ابنى هل انت متاكد انك درست موضوع الجمل المفيده فى الابتدائيه او لا"
in secondary school my degrees were very good in mathematics ,physics,but they were very poor in arabic language.
i hate writing
even in my job in libya , i was responsible to write weekly report about my department ,but i failed and always the management cut days from my wages cos i didn't write any thing .i'm always telling them if u need any information just ask me i will tell u no need to write.
one day they ask me to write report about one problem, i did in 3 sentence do u believe, seconds after the manger read the report ,he phoned me and cut 3 days from my salary and give me lesson in how to write report.
back to this crazy uni my dissertation must be between 15000-20000 words and i just write 2000 ,i know i still have 6 months to finish, i passed two module now and the module tutor's remarks lie on my language body and how i must extend my writing vocabulary in the subjects in the future ,i told them in the future i will use the sign languages in any study i'll do.
what is ur advice?help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I went to London to join a demonstration organized by Stop War Coalition; the aim from this demonstration is calling for no new trident, troops out of Iraq, and no for attacking Iran.

I planed to this demonstration from last week; I took off from my part time job, I shift all my study work to Sunday, but I failed to secure somebody to join me from my friends all of them told me they r busy and if they go the war will not stop. Even the uni failed to secure some student to go we were just five guys.

The demonstration was very nice and the most thing effect me that there are many old people over 70s and they don’t lose their faith and they came from every where from uk , I managed to take several nice pictures ,I hope u will enjoyed

The start was from the Hyde Park “my favourite place in London “

these guys demonstrate against Gontanomo pay and especially for Libyan guy called Omer Degis

all the time they shouting free Omer

even the babies,they have their views

be kind with usa man , they r poor people

be optimistic my grandfather

Palestine has a big place in this demonstration

a very beautiful Iranian girl, I wish the last few words were for me

Nasser Albadri - Aljazeera's correspondent

Palestine was there

Iran as well

some Arab girls

Tony Balir

Palestine again

one of the demonstration organized group

u can understand that

trfalager square

a sister pray the Asr i think, i felt guilty coz i didnt bother myself to find place to do wdu and pray

CHi was there as well

the guy who ate shlfuta "lebeeya's cat"

some banana with some love

finally a lovely couple

It's snowing in coventry

today was nice day ,coz these first time i see the snow as heavy as today , i managed to take some picture in the university ,but i made a little accident by car ,Alhmedullih it's a small damage

Fairuz -The best forever

i'm always listening to Fairuz when my mode is bad,that is my situation now.
i tried to find another song called موعود but i can,it is the best for me.finally i hope lebeeya will find Shalfuta

Enjoy ur time

be careful in ur wedding day

PERSONALITY analysis

كعادته دائما فى مثل هذه الايام من كل عام يقدم
brave heart

حفظه الله ورعاه التهانى الى كافه الرعية بمناسبة السنة الهجرية الجديدة وهذا ان دل على شى انما دل على ايمانه وتمسكه بعرق الصداقه والعطف مع رعيته. ويعلن حفظه الله وادام عزه بان البلوج مفتوح لاستقبال التهانى على مدار الساعه









i was asked by Lebeeya to share my personality analysis with you to comment on it, to be honest i didn't like this analysis ,but any way that is what the computer think.
i read long time ago about the personality, there is an idea said any person has three personality ,the first which he believe who he is ,the second what the people believe who he is,the third one is mixed between the two previous ones which is most likely true.
this the personality analysis:

Brave Heart seems to be a task focused person but someone who likes to be given direction. He will put a lot of energy into achieving the goals that he has been set. He does not show a strong personal competitiveness. He may focus on just getting done the things he is expected to do rather than focus on achieving personal goals. He may not find it easy to balance the need to get results with concern for the people he is working with and he could be perceived as insensitive at times. He may not find it

easy to empathise with other people and could misunderstand their intentions. He does not find it easy to anticipate their reactions or to plan how to avoid conflict.

He may be somewhat suspicious of others and feel that they may not be doing their fair share of the work. He probably works hard himself and is likely to feel annoyance rather than sympathy for people who seem to be always in difficulties and do little to help themselves.

He can become frustrated in a situation where priorities are continually changing. He probably prefers to work within a structured environment where there are clear goals and no surprises. He does not seem to be the kind of person who expects life to be easy. He is probably willing to put up with tough conditions at work and may be effective in a role where the conditions are hard but the difficulties are predictable. Alternatively, he may prefer to work somewhat independently of others rather than in a supervisory role so that he can control his own time and priorities.

Major strengths:

- Tough minded, does not expect life to be easy

- Task focused but not personally competitive

- Energetic and hard working

- Likes clear direction and goals

Possible development needs:

- May be insensitive and tough on others

- May experience stress at times

This questionnaire includes an assessment of 'Image Management'.

The Image Management score suggests that in answering the questions Brave Heart may have presented a more positive image of himself than the average person would do.

now tell me what u think